Some weepy creepy willow pillow boggy s***
Transcendental big wheel can you feel it
Chickey face down trippin' so damn hard
Head splits open stuffin' spills into the car
Cup of dirty water and a lonely bony frog
Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog
Paint a monkey gold and let it lose downtown
Start him up with a smile and he come back with a frown

Twig in the wind
I'm thick and I'm thin and all right

Happy feelin' crappy in your nappy little car
Squozen frozen duplicated drunk in a bar
Tape recorded all distorted genius machine
Spokes model dipped in refried beans
Piggys pay full price to put their necks on the stump
Dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pump
Multi nippled rotating D.J. sap
I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat

Twig in the wind
I'm thick and I'm thin and all rig